Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Salacious salad for bachelors, spinsters!!

Choice is all yours

Bachelors and spinsters have many reasons to rejoice. Here comes the SEX handy for them.

‘‘Live in relationships’ is the buzz of the day and is doing rounds, throwing the Indian culture and societal norms on the anvil of morality and sentiments. Girl friend, boy friend, hugging, kissing and pre-mature sex and extra-marital sex have been stale in this self-centered and fragile society. If you are taken aback of this thought, then you are lagging behind the social development including sustainable development. Alas!! It portrays your naively character at the end of the day. Thanks for appetite for alienated culture!!

Suffice to say, today’s age is fast-moving and everything is digitalized. No need to wait for fruits or vegetables for four months to grow and produce rather than some days. You can get cabbage round the year, even though it is seasonal. They can be availed within 40 days. So life’s a race and somewhat recapitulates the very and popular dialogue of Rancho starred by Aamir Khan in ‘3-Idiots’. And somewhat I am convinced of Rancho character to many things to a great extent, connecting to varied things.

Are you celibacy?
Are you facing hard times to be a bachelor or spinster?
Are you on the verge of bachelorhood or spinsterhood?
Who is going to wait for three decades for mere SEX after completing all rituals and proceedings successfully?
Are you being encountered of such questions?

If cabbage is available at our fingertips, then why not SEX? And what is there more in SEX? Guys, hope I am not going wrong!! You can’t say ‘NO’ against my opinion as you all are glued to your seats. Some of you people will feel shy or others would be reticent to reveal in support of this open secret salacious talk. Blame to short-cut or selfish lifestyle. Nevertheless, this alien is going to be familiar soon. Many such types of living are in the offing.

Someone has rightly enunciated, “Marriages are made in heavens”. And so do Indians, especially people in rural areas believe in this pious thought. To them, marriage is the confluence not only two and heterogeneous bodies, rather meeting of two hearts and that it stretches to seven births, not one birth. Ergo people carrying some moral norms and values residing in villages are deserting this thought and are welcoming our enriched and traditional marriage system.

On the contrary, our honourable Supreme Court of India twisted the ideas of people, terming it as orthodox. Shame to the panel of judges who are inviting unfathomable threat to Indian culture. It’s an SOS to each and every Indian to address this issue on a war footing.

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